we took tumblr and homestuck and mapcrunch and created this
with science
-gil
we took tumblr and homestuck and mapcrunch and created this
with science
-gil
ooooh thank you!
-gil

Your name is ROXY LALONDE, and you are asleep. Also, you are traversing the world. While asleep. You have no clue where you are, and doubt you ever will.

Oh god what.

NO ROXY DON’T WALK IN FRONT OF THE TRUCK.
>John: Be on your way.
You be on your way. You suddenly have an idea! You can figure out, at the very least, which area of the world you’re in if you check what side the steering wheel is on in those cars! Brilliant!
you mean the mapcrunch game? i believe it started with this post.
-gil
100 followers and still rising! you guys are fast. thanks!!!
-gil
really mind blown! Thanks buttchecks
-Eli
==> Stare longingly at all the cars around
It feels like forever since you started this silly thing! You wish you had that motorcycle so travel would be a lot easier.
>John: Continue down the road.
You continue down the road and spot a nice looking gentleman. You decide to ask for directions.
-BEGIN TOURISTLOG-
JOHN: hi! i was wondering if you know where i am and how i can get to an airport.
GUY: [foreign language]
JOHN: oh, uh…
JOHN: bye, then.
-END TOURISTLOG-
You quickly abscond, waving as you do so. You hope waving goodbye is a universal sign.